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Sleepy baby polar bear

(via ladywildcurls)

Just the beginning. First disc of the sole season. Drink:

• Anytime anyone gets hurt.
• Any reference to JFK (including Beyers’ full name).
• Anytime Frohike gets mad at anyone, twice if it’s not Jimmy Bond.
• Anytime Langley plays a a game (Civilzation, Dungeons and Dragons, etc).
• Anytime Langley pukes.
• Anytime Jimmy Bond says a wrong or sub-par metaphor/phrase (“don’t count your eggs before they’re hatched”).
• Anytime Jimmy Bond uses his strength.
• Anytime Eve steals money.
• American Flags are shown.
• Anytime they use technology that still doesn’t exist, drink twice if it didn’t exist in 2001, but has been invented since.
• Anytime anyone says government.

Watch this. Read some comments. wtf? Election 2012 looks like it will be epic. Although I don’t know why I should vote for him, except his fancy cinematography. Looks like his campaign platform is preventing the apocalypse.

I like the comment “I was waiting for Optimus Prime? Where he at? :0”

What a wonderful fantastic day! Nothing can ruin this wonderful day! The sun is out! I’m done with class! It FINALLY feels and smells like spring! It’s the nasty part of spring where only the dirtiest snow is left, but hey, it’s still melting snow!

I got an A on my French exam that I was sure I failed because I had to pee so painfully bad that I rushed through the hardest part of the test (but apparently my educated guesses were educated enough to get by!) J’ai parlé français très bien en classe aujourd’hui (je pense)!

My computer is ready for pickup from ITSS today with a new top case (keyboard, trackpad and clicker) and it might be free!! I love expecting to have to pay for something ($82 for this) and then not having to at all! It’s a great feeling. A good thing getting better.

Plus it’s Thursday! My favorite day of the week

 It’s really hard to take pictures of cats when your camera has a string on it. They just attack the string the whole time.

Is it just me or is this a complete justification for rape (and specifically date rape) that people teach to their children? They teach this story in Sunday school. No wonder we’re all so fucked up.

The Story of Lot’s Daughters

Genesis 19:30-38

When her family was at a restaurant one night, Beth heard two young girls at the next table talking. One girl was saying that a young man had taken her to a party and, after convincing her to drink a huge big bunch of “booze,” put his penis in her. Now the woman had a baby growing in her tummy. That made Beth think of a question.
Later, when they were away from others who might be embarrassed, Beth asked her mother a question. “Mother,” she asked, “isn’t it wrong to get someone drunk so that you can have sex with them?”
Beth’s mother was surprised by the question, but when Beth explained what she had overheard in the restaurant, her mother understood. To answer the question, her mother told a story, and this is the story she told:

One day, Lot and his two daughters moved out of Zoar to live in the mountains, because he was afraid to live in town.
One night, the older daughter said to the younger one, “Our father is old and there are no men around to put their penises in us. Let’s get our father drunk so that we can get him to put his penis in us and make babies grow in our tummies.”
So they got their father to drink wine until he was drunk.
Then the older daughter went into their father’s cave and had sex with him, although he didn’t notice.

“He didn’t notice?” Beth asked, surprised.
“Lot was very drunk, Dear One,” said her mother.

On the next night, the older said to the youngest, “I got our father to put his penis in me last night. Tonight, it’s your turn to get him drunk.”
So they made their father drink wine and get drunk again. When they were done, the younger daughter went into their father’s cave and had sex with him. Lot didn’t notice that the second daughter had had sex with him either.
Babies started to grow in both of the daughters’ tummies. The first daughter made a son named Moab, and the second daughter made a son named Benammi. Both of the sons grew up to become great men.

“To God,” Beth’s mother told her, “children are the most important thing. It doesn’t matter how a baby starts growing in a woman’s tummy. Having sex when one of the people is drunk is much better than never having a baby grow in a woman at all.”
Beth thought about this for a moment. Then she smiled and hugged her mother. All her questions had been answered.

http://www.alltruebible.com/genesis_19-30.shtml

Disable your popup blocker and play the coolest version of pong I’ve ever seen.

Happy Festivus everyone!

I had the greatest dream this morning. First I won a baby Ocelot in a card game, which later turned into a big lion that didn’t know how to hurt anything. Then in another card game I won three baby hippos who loved me and followed me everywhere I went, which meant I couldn’t really leave the house because having three baby hippos is a little illegal. And they didn’t need anything more then a normal cat. A litter box and some food. One of the hippos walked right between my legs all the time, kind of like my cat Ben does when he’s really hungry, or really mad at me and wants me to fall down the stairs.They looked something like this. So cute. And they were all mine!

Since apparently no one else has done this, we’ve created a Jumanji drinking game

Anytime anyone screams

Anytime someone says JUMANJI

Anytime anyone says something snappy

Anytime Kirsten Dunst says or does something creepy

Anytime Peter is sad/sentimental

Anytime Jumanji pounds

Anytime anyone rolls the dice

Anytime monkeys are mischievous

Anytime Robin Williams saves the day

Anytime there is animation, besides the monkeys

Anytime the cop has something weird happen to him

Anytime Kirsten Dunst lies

Anytime you can tell Robin William’s development has been stunted

Anytime Sarah freaks out

Anytime Peter acts monkey-like (including makes monkey noises)

Anytime Robin Williams almost gets shot